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The Purchase Authorization Platform for Modern Relationships Ask Before You Buy Dumb Shit

HiBuy streamlines discretionary spend approval between key stakeholders, in real time, with enterprise-grade accountability. The only thing standing between you and a 2am impulse purchase you'll regret when you're sober. Get your buddy's sign-off first.

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Platform UptimeRegrets Prevented*
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Enterprise SeatsUsers (it's just us)
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Series A FundingFunding Raised
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"Support"Vibes-Based

Enterprise-Grade CapabilitiesWhat This Thing Actually Does

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Real-Time Approval WorkflowsInstant "Nah" Delivery
Submit a request and get a stakeholder decision synced across devices in milliseconds.Ask for something dumb, get roasted or blessed within seconds.
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Enterprise-Grade SecurityWe Used Google's Free Tier
Backed by industry-standard cloud infrastructure and access controls.It's Firebase. It's fine. Nobody's hacking your gummy bear purchase history.
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Actionable Spend AnalyticsA Running Tally of Bad Decisions
Track approved vs. denied spend and identify behavioral trends over time.Watch the "denied" total climb while you pretend you're saving money.
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Cross-Platform SynchronizationWorks On Both Our iPhones
A unified experience across all authorized stakeholder devices.That's it. That's the platform. Two phones.

What Our Customers Are SayingReviews (Both Of Them)

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"Our discretionary spend governance improved 340% quarter over quarter after adopting HiBuy." "She said no to the $200 fog machine. Devastated. Also, correct."
Mike
VP of Impulse ControlChief Regret Officer
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"The approval latency is best-in-class. Our stakeholder alignment has never been stronger." "Approved his neon sign in 4 seconds. New record."
Alex
Head of Vendor RelationsThe One Who Says Yes Sometimes
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"HiBuy has fundamentally transformed our household procurement lifecycle." "I have not bought a single stupid thing without a witness since installing this."
A Satisfied User
Director of BudgetingDefinitely Not Still High Right Now

Deployment GuideHow To Get This On Your Phone

Onboarding takes under 60 seconds. No download required — HiBuy installs directly from your browser. Takes like 30 seconds. Has to be Safari, not Chrome — iPhone rules, not mine.

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Open in Safari
Tap the button below on your iPhone. Must be Safari — Chrome won't let you install it.
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Tap the Share icon
The square with an arrow pointing up, in the bottom (or top) toolbar.
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Add to Home Screen
Scroll down in the share menu, tap it, then tap "Add." You'll get a real app icon.
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